In "the bizz" there is a term "triple threat" which means a person can sing, dance and act all to an exceptional degree. These celebs think they are...but are not as Hugh Jackman as they think.
1. Nicole Kidman - Can't dance - as cleverly as Buz Luhrmann tried to edit Moulin Rouge to look like she could, strutting is not dancing.
2. Will Smith - Can't sing - sorry Fresh Prince, rapping is not singing.
3. Christina Aguliera - Can't act - Burlesque could be re-titled Hurlesque.
4. Cher - Can't dance - the woman sure has the acting and singing talent in spades, but we all know those crazy outfits are covering up her lack of dance ability (and not much of her body.)
5. Brittany Spears - Can't act - and I sat through Crossroads, her debut movie, so I know.
Justin Timberlake, on the other hand is possibly up for an Oscar, so at least one of the ex-Mickey Mouse clubbers can act. He can join the legitimate triple threat club, along with Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, John Travolta, Tim Curry, Gweneth Paltrow and the entire cast of Glee.
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