As a reformed booze-hound, I find my life (and the lives of those around me) are better/safer in the following ways;
1. When I dance, I can now balance myself simultaneously. I can now move with some degree of rythym, precision and spatial awareness, consequently injuring less people.
2. When I talk to people at parties, I don't yell in their ear, whilst clutching their shoulder for support.
3. I've saved money, not just on the drinks, but on all the paranoid phone calls made the following day on damage control for my possibily offensive drunken antics.
4. Sundays are spent doing stuff, other than shuffling around with a light grey complexion making a low groaning sound.
5. I no longer have my eyes half closed in most of my photos.
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