Saturday, January 1, 2011

My Five New Year's Resolutions

1. Be honest - I'll stop doing the fake "we've won" face at my husband when the lotto results come out.

2. Make others happy - but stop cracking the sleazy joke, "Wow, what a fine piece of meat...and the steak looks good too."

3. Laugh - but try not to snort, cry, thigh slap or produce snot/drool whilst doing so.

4. Exercise - but try to walk further than around the cul de sac.

5. Admit when I'm wrong - Ok, Sex and The City 2 is a really bad film, I do snore and I did intentionally get one huge blonde streak put through my dark brown hair, it wasn't a mix up at the salon.

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