1. You've never let a piece of toast pop up, without hitting the cancel button first.
2. In a food court, you scan for the vendor with the shortest line and eat from there, whether you like or not.
3. You think Jamie Oliver's new 30 minute meals take about 25 minutes too long.
4. You get road rage, computer rage, hold rage and could basically just add the word "rage" to any of your daily activities/locations.
5. You get more fines for speeding/running red lights/ parking in the mail than thai takeaway menus.
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