1. You're in a a long standing mental debate with yourself over whether Sunrise is better than Today.
2. You start to consider buying ab-rollers, vegie-slicers and zumba workout videos.
3. You know all the news reader's names and think to yourself that they haven't changed a bit in years.
4. You slap up lunch in the credits of Dr. Phil so you're ready for Oprah.
5. The only thing you've fondled in months is the remote control.
Are your eyes turning square?
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