I always intend to pen angry letters to network television and/or radio, but really, who has the time? Anyway, a true armchair activist would never actually do anything other than rant. Here's my current top five...
1. Dear Huey of Huey's Kitchen, I'm not trying to be mean about your size but you could stand being a bit fitter because stirring a pot of soup has you huffing and puffing like a steam train. It's a bit annoying. Also, can you please stop talking to the camera operators so much, let them do their job and you do yours.
2. Dear Radio Stations, please stop using car beeping noises to introduce every news report, traffic report and weather report as when I'm driving I always think it's real and jump a metre in the air - or the amount of space the car will allow.
3. Dear The Circle, I love your show, but could you please get rid of the info-mercials, as they do everyone's head in. If you need them in there for the advertising money couldn't you at least make sure they aren't synched up with the info-mercials on Mornings with Kerri-Anne and The Morning Show's ones so people could at least channel surf during them.
4. Dear Kochie, you say something annoying every morning on Sunrise, please try to be less annoying in future.
5. Dear Pete Everett, please stop feeling-up all the chefs and contestants on Ready Steady Cook. You can tell they all feel uncomfortable and try to avoid your advances. Also, at least let people answer when you ask them an annoying personal question that has nothing to do with cooking.
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