His books are rife with his shady dealings, lying, cheating, stealing, etc, here are but a few...
1. When he moved in with his Doctor girlfriend, he secretly got a key cut so when they broke up he could go back and steal stuff from her and did. (Booky Wook)
2. He cut his drugs with other dodgy meds and then sold them to his close friends, using a toilet seat to mix the concoction.(Booky Wook)
3. He took a girlfriend with him to shoot Losing Sarah Marshall, then figured he might be able to get into Kirsten Bell's pants, so tells his girlfriend to bugger off. (Booky Wook 2)
4. Tries to be a "character" by doing stupid things like letting a mouse live in his hair, self-harming and getting arrested then trying to charm the police with whimsical banter and impeccable manners. Staggers around like a less endearing Captain Jack Sparrow.(Booky Wook)
5. Was a total sex addict and massively arrogant egotist. Can he really change? I think I'm going to have to change my "Free Katie" t-shirt to "Free Katy."
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